Supernatural Big Bad Bracket: Group Three Results; Cast Your Vote for Group Four!
We’re down to the final group on new competitors in Supernatural – and a bunch of the pairings could go either way. We’re confident that Ellen will tame the Hell Hounds, but the rest are up in the air. Which do you find more terrifying, Clowns or Destiny? Can the Crossroads Demon make a deal with the shape-shifting Rakshasa? Will heavily armed S.W.A.T. teams fall prey to Dubious Mating Practices? Can Confused Ghosts hope to contain the awesome force that is Angst? And will a Demon Army be enough to subdue the devastation brought on by Self-Esteem Issues? Your votes will decide -- so start voting!
On to the recap of Group Three, which turned out to be the most uneven field we’ve seen thus far. Only one match was even close: Secrets narrowly edged out Purple Nurples – presumably because after enough of those potent potions, no mere mortal can form coherent sentences to reveal any hidden knowledge. Well played, Secrets.
Salt proved to be too corrosive for Mandroids to take – or perhaps Ron’s fictional robot creatures were just as prone to high blood pressure as their human counterparts? Gordon proved to be no match for the Yellow-Eyed Demon – and we can’t say we’re surprised. Old Yellow Eyes is far too formidable (and fabulous) a foe for even a superior Hunter like Gordon to take out.
Jo put up a valiant effort against the Djinn, but his mind-whammy got her in the end. We presume she’s having blissful visions of herself hunting side-by-side with a shirtless Dean even as we speak. Rest well, Jo. Speaking of visions of loveliness: Slow-Dancing Aliens were so entranced by The Pretty that they didn’t even realize their extraterrestrial butts were being soundly kicked. Mars will have to continue pining for Winchesters from afar.
The rest of the matches were almost embarrassing. Crooked Cops never stood a chance against the wily Samuel Colt. Possessed Sam had apparently stocked up on enough vitamin C to neutralize the Demonic Virus with nary a sniffle on his part.
And Bobby – well, apparently you think Bobby could defeat a whole pack of Werewolves in his sleep, with both hands tied behind his back, and/or while he was knocking back whiskey shots with Holy Water chasers down at his local dive bar. We agree – we can’t imagine your standard furball taking out our beloved, becapped Bobby.
Vote now in the Group Four matchups. Once the weak have been weeded out of the competition, we’ll return for more exciting matchups in Round Two of the competition!
Comments
It's funny as hell that the demon army is right now being defeated by self-esteem issues, two to one.
Maybe all Sam and Dean will have to do to get them to run back down to hell is point at them and laugh. :)
Posted by: Nonny Mouse | June 29, 2007 9:40 PM
SUPERNATURAL IS THE BEST..
Posted by: Anonymous | June 29, 2007 6:49 PM