Life Unexpected: Adolescent Rituals Way Expected

John Huuuuuuuuuuuughes, we miss you.
Now, we did totally love that Lux called out Miss I Feel Objectified by pointing out that she has the word JUICY spread across her backside.
More after the jump!
This is the part where we point out what is expected:
- Conflict between choosing old friends and new bitchy ones
- Friends wanting Lux to provide beer at the party instead of bringing their own
- Mom embarrassing everyone by proving she's not old and boring
- Lessons learned and almost everyone making up in the end, giving each other the benefit of the doubt because after they all reacted from their own point of view, they considered the situation from the other side and they get it now.
What we did not expect:
- Bug to take off with Mr. Quarterback's car.
- Parents to be dumb enough to get themselves arrested.
Perhaps next week will have more unexpected life?